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Liam Neeson on board for Lego Schindler’s List

Posted by on Mar 20, 2013 | 0 comments

Fans of the eyestrain-inducing, maddening puzzle-based series of Lego movie games were overjoyed at the announcement of Lego Schindler’s List last month, which is set to be released for PC and PS3 later this year. The adaptation will be the next in the company’s popular movie game franchise, following on from Lego Harry Potter, Lego Pirates of the Caribbean and Lego Lord of the Rings: How The Hell Do You Get Past the Giant Octopus Monster Thing. Fans have applauded the choice to recreate Schindler’s List, one of the most compelling movies of the 20th century and arguably the...

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Lara Croft Breast Jokes at Bafflingly Low Levels, Industry Experts Reveal

Posted by on Mar 13, 2013 | 2 comments

Following the successful relaunching of the Tomb Raider franchise last week, it seems that references to the titular character’s breasts are at an all-time low*. Industry analysts are surprised to see a a greater majority of reviews have focused on discussing gameplay, the evolution of the franchise and Lara Croft’s origin story, rather than filling the column influences talking about her ginormous melons (a literary technique which has served gaming sites and magazines well for years). “I’m at a total loss,” says German media analyst Helmüt Arsparter....

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PS4 Features and Backwards Compatibility Revealed

Posted by on Feb 28, 2013 | 0 comments

Will the Playstation 4 be Backwards Compatible? It’s been revealed that the PS4 will not be backwards compatible with PS3 games, but what exactly will the console run? Is it lactose intolerant? Will it get on with your ex-wife? Here’s our handy-dandy guide to help you plan your media library ahead of the launch: The above infographic was created on the behest of our Internet marketing guru, who assured us that all the cool sites have infographics these days. By the time we found out that everyone got sick of infographics three years ago, we’d already given a graphic...

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New Playstation 4 Controller to Feature 32″ Plasma Screen

Posted by on Feb 18, 2013 | 2 comments

The blogosphere has been awash with tidbits of leaked information on the Playstation 4′s controller, whipping up a frenzy amongst gamers and everyone else who has suddenly discovered they live in a world where apparently everyone gives a massive shit about game controllers more than they do actual games. After finding a napkin in the Sony canteen with the controller’s design doodled on it, we hired a graphic designer* to give us an artist’s impression of what the crude design will eventually look like: While details of the Playstation 4 and its control system are still...

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Minecraft 2013 Location Announced: Kurtjmac’s Apartment

Posted by on Feb 12, 2013 | 1 comment

Minecraft 2013 Location Announced: Kurtjmac’s Apartment The anticipation and intrigue over where Minecon 2013 will be held began as early as 2009, but today Minecraft’s press department have proudly revealed the location of this year’s convention: the lounge room of YouTuber Kurtjmac’s apartment. The Chicago-based Let’s Player, who rose to prominence in the wake of his charity Minecraft walkathon series Far Lands or Bust, seemed to have no foreknowledge of the decision. Speaking of his dismay over the seemingly illogical decision, Kurt commented:...

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